
Originally Posted by
winstanley
She cannot be allowed a break from her oral duties just because she is pregnant.
Tips for dealing with a pregnant wife:
- tell her that baby needs her to be well fed and well nourished and that consuming sperm is the best form of nourishment there is.
- tell her that by not consuming enough sperm she might be harming baby. And she wouldn't want to do that, would she?
- tell her that if she has baby's best interests at heart, she should consume as much sperm as she possibly can, and that you will arrange extra donations for her. There is no such thing as swallowing too much sperm. But she must not worry. You take your role as provider seriously. You will make sure she gets all the sperm she needs.
- tell your male friends, relatives and workmates she has developed a massive craving for sperm and you are worried about what she will do if she doesn't get enough. Tell them she is unstable and might harm herself or the baby. You need them to help out and commit to making regular donations. Tell them you know they will hate having to do this but you are begging them to overcome their feelings.