
Originally Posted by
winstanley
You arrive home unexpectedly and find your wife in this situation. Do you:
a) scream at the guy to get out, then - when he's gone - you throw your wife out naked onto the street, chucking her things out of the window after her?
b) tiptoe away from the bedroom door, pretend not to have seen, and begin working out a way to get your revenge?
c) order the guy out, fetch a leather belt and go back in to your sobbing wife?
d) go away and cry, then tell your wife you think you need a serious conversation about loyalty and trust? Or
e) take photos, wait for him to finish (trying not to come), then take his place?