words

there are just some words, that when i hear them, actually turn me off...


here are 3

sperm :eek:
breast :eek:
penis :eek:


i cant be the only one!
what are yours?

Vagina
Intercourse
Fellatio

Using the correct technical terminology for everyday practises always takes all the fun out of things for me and therefore is a huge cock blocker!!

i hate the word testy

no
stop
can't do it
the kids are around
the boyfriend is around

There is a few to get me started...lol

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Originally Posted by alkie

Vagina
Intercourse
Fellatio

Using the correct technical terminology for everyday practises always takes all the fun out of things for me and therefore is a huge cock blocker!!

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that is soooo true!! why do people do it!!!? ah!!

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Originally Posted by a8541

i hate the word testy

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ewww yes! gross!! how about knockers? thats pretty yuck too!

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Originally Posted by filthycumslut

...how about knockers? thats pretty yuck too!

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Yours certainly aint!!! ;):p:D

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Originally Posted by alkie

Yours certainly aint!!! ;):p:D

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ahahahaha! thanks! :D

Mine are
Cock
Penis
Clitoris

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Originally Posted by Malkaive

Mine are
Cock
Penis
Clitoris

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so funny, i really like the first one! but i hate the last 2 as well.. and boobs, sounds like high or something to me...or maybe its just not dirty enough, like how id much rather hear, suck my dick bitch! than, give me a blow job...

It appears that the clinical name for various things appears to be the unpopular choices. I don't have many words that flat out can't stand, It's more about context.

With that said, I hate just about all of the euphemisms for semen outside of cum, jizz, and load.

batter
spooge
splooge
spunk
skeet
etc...

SeedFeeder

Individual words don't bother me much. Though I have to admit the clinical ones are not sexy. I once had this gf for a short while who kept using vagina instead of pussy, as in " I want your dick inside my vagina." Hard not to laugh when she put it that way. Now, words I hate to hear.....

Wait, you want to put that WHERE?

What kind of a girl do you think I am? (Normally my cue to go, "not the one I am seeing tomorrow".) ;)

And my all time worst......

I am not putting that in MY mouth!!! (Again, my cue to go, "So sorry, have a nice life".)

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Originally Posted by SeedFeeder

It appears that the clinical name for various things appears to be the unpopular choices. I don't have many words that flat out can't stand, It's more about context.

With that said, I hate just about all of the euphemisms for semen outside of cum, jizz, and load.

batter
spooge
splooge
spunk
skeet
etc...

SeedFeeder

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i 100% agree!! euphemisms that arent dirty should not be used! context is key!

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Originally Posted by Brian1453

Individual words don't bother me much. Though I have to admit the clinical ones are not sexy. I once had this gf for a short while who kept using vagina instead of pussy, as in " I want your dick inside my vagina." Hard not to laugh when she put it that way. Now, words I hate to hear.....

Wait, you want to put that WHERE?

What kind of a girl do you think I am? (Normally my cue to go, "not the one I am seeing tomorrow".) ;)

And my all time worst......

I am not putting that in MY mouth!!! (Again, my cue to go, "So sorry, have a nice life".)

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how did you keep it up at all when she said the v word!? damn!
i like your cues, notin wrong with that at all :)
(Normally my cue to go, "not the one I am seeing tomorrow".) ;)
so funny! i love it!

ive had guys ask to put it in my butt..which is def not as hot as ass!

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Originally Posted by Brian1453

Individual words don't bother me much. Though I have to admit the clinical ones are not sexy. I once had this gf for a short while who kept using vagina instead of pussy, as in " I want your dick inside my vagina." Hard not to laugh when she put it that way. Now, words I hate to hear.....

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Haha! My ex-wife was allergic to using just about any words when we first started dating. One night she says "I want you inside me..." So I licked my finger and started to slide it into her ass. She was like "Wha!? What are you doing? Stop that!" I responded "Is my finger not part of me, and is it not inside of you?" She scowled at me and told me that I knew full well that's not what she meant.

I laughed. I eventually cured her of calling my dick a "thingy" and other such foolishness. But she'd never would say pussy. She eventually compromised with "kitty"... but that was pretty much just to keep things out of her butt.

-SeedFeeder

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Originally Posted by SeedFeeder

Haha! My ex-wife was allergic to using just about any words when we first started dating. One night she says "I want you inside me..." So I licked my finger and started to slide it into her ass. She was like "Wha!? What are you doing? Stop that!" I responded "Is my finger not part of me, and is it not inside of you?" She scowled at me and told me that I knew full well that's not what she meant.

I laughed. I eventually cured her of calling my dick a "thingy" and other such foolishness. But she'd never would say pussy. She eventually compromised with "kitty"... but that was pretty much just to keep things out of her butt.

-SeedFeeder

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wow, so you married a girl that called your dick a thingy, wouldnt say cunt or pussy AND wouldnt let you fuck her ass?????
was she like, insanely hot or something!?

pantyhose - it's just a horrible word.

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Originally Posted by elgrego

pantyhose - it's just a horrible word.

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hahahahahahahahahaha! my best friend hates that word too! thanks for sharin! love it! :D:D

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Originally Posted by filthycumslut

wow, so you married a girl that called your dick a thingy, wouldnt say cunt or pussy AND wouldnt let you fuck her ass?????
was she like, insanely hot or something!?

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Yes she was incredibly beautiful. But I was young and stupid. I'm cured now. :D

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Originally Posted by elgrego

pantyhose - it's just a horrible word.

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Thank you. I've always disliked the word as well. Actually come to think of it... I'm not a big fan of the actual product either. Stockings yes, pantyhose, no.

-SF

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Originally Posted by SeedFeeder

... I'm not a big fan of the actual product either. Stockings yes, pantyhose, no.

-SF

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I dunno, I find there is something quite thrilling and very satisfying in bending a woman over, ripping her tights/pantyhose open at the crotch, pulling her panties to the side and fuckin her with all her clothes still on.

Sometimes its sexy to be a Neanderthal, almost feral even!! :eek:;):D

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Originally Posted by SeedFeeder

Thank you. I've always disliked the word as well. Actually come to think of it... I'm not a big fan of the actual product either. Stockings yes, pantyhose, no.

-SF

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Here, here! Both the word and the object conjures up about the worst single thing that's happened to eroticism in the last two centuries.

Knockers is weird.
"Bitch" stops the action for me, always.
The "C" word out of the wrong mouth can be worse than Bitch. Other times I like hearing the word Cunt. Usually like "I can't believe that dildo fits in your little Cunt you Whore." That has been in use a lot lately. :D

It is nice to have you on here, Filthycumslut. :)
Piper

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Originally Posted by filthycumslut

ewww yes! gross!! how about knockers? thats pretty yuck too!

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Originally Posted by alkie

I dunno, I find there is something quite thrilling and very satisfying in bending a woman over, ripping her tights/pantyhose open at the crotch, pulling her panties to the side and fuckin her with all her clothes still on.

Sometimes its sexy to be a Neanderthal, almost feral even!! :eek:;):D

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its nice to be the girl bent over and having the tights( heres where i edit and say i really mean fishnets) ripped and being used too:D feral, rotten, nast fucking! yay!

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Originally Posted by gloryholeprincess

Knockers is weird.
"Bitch" stops the action for me, always.
The "C" word out of the wrong mouth can be worse than Bitch. Other times I like hearing the word Cunt. Usually like "I can't believe that dildo fits in your little Cunt you Whore." That has been in use a lot lately. :D

It is nice to have you on here, Filthycumslut. :)
Piper

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i never have a problem with those words, unless its outside the bedroom...or couch..or car...or fucking space! ;) but i know a lot of girls do so i can see that.
and how does that dildo fit inside your tight little cunt piper?!
tehehe:D thank you!! its nice to have you here too!! i do really hope to meet up someday!!

My mood-killers are boobies, "down there", hoo-hah and wiener. Use your grown-up words, sweetie! I actually laughed when I heard "want me to suck your wiener?"

Oh, and a half-panicked, half-angry "You're dripping everywhere!" makes me start reaching for my car keys. What's a little pre- or post-cum on the bedspread, carpet, etc. when you just had a mouthful? :confused:

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Originally Posted by mrbubbles

My mood-killers are boobies, "down there", hoo-hah and wiener. Use your grown-up words, sweetie! I actually laughed when I heard "want me to suck your wiener?"

Oh, and a half-panicked, half-angry "You're dripping everywhere!" makes me start reaching for my car keys. What's a little pre- or post-cum on the bedspread, carpet, etc. when you just had a mouthful? :confused:

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i totally agree. use grown up words!!!!! i hate to hear any kind of babytalk when girls do that, even worse when they get their guys to do it too, its not cute at all!!!

and seriously...fucking should be messy. messy dirty rotten and filthy!! :D

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Originally Posted by mrbubbles

...Oh, and a half-panicked, half-angry "You're dripping everywhere!" makes me start reaching for my car keys...

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That put me in mind of this old classic:

"How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex...

...Wipe your dick on the curtains."

Ba Da Boom!! :D

or

"Why does it take five women with PMS to change a light bulb...

...IT JUST DOES ALL RIGHT!"

or even

"What s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull...

...Lipstick"

Ok, just kidding, I will stop now just in case any of you gals out there decide it's clobbering time!! ;)

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Originally Posted by SeedFeeder

Thank you. I've always disliked the word as well. Actually come to think of it... I'm not a big fan of the actual product either. Stockings yes, pantyhose, no.

-SF

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I have to agree with that, they are just not attractive items to me.

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Originally Posted by alkie

I dunno, I find there is something quite thrilling and very satisfying in bending a woman over, ripping her tights/pantyhose open at the crotch, pulling her panties to the side and fuckin her with all her clothes still on.

Sometimes its sexy to be a Neanderthal, almost feral even!!

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And they say the age of chivalry is dead :eek: :D :D

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Originally Posted by alkie

That put me in mind of this old classic:

"How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex...

...Wipe your dick on the curtains."

Ba Da Boom!! :D

or

"Why does it take five women with PMS to change a light bulb...

...IT JUST DOES ALL RIGHT!"

or even

"What s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull...

...Lipstick"

Ok, just kidding, I will stop now just in case any of you gals out there decide it's clobbering time!! ;)

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no those are great! i love it! keep em commin!...what do you do when your dishwasher breaks? smack the bitch! :D

I warn you, I have a million like them, just ready to be unleashed!! ;)

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Originally Posted by alkie

I dunno, I find there is something quite thrilling and very satisfying in bending a woman over, ripping her tights/pantyhose open at the crotch, pulling her panties to the side and fuckin her with all her clothes still on.

Sometimes its sexy to be a Neanderthal, almost feral even!! :eek:;):D

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Trust me, I get what you're saying about taking a woman while she's still clothed. Bending my gf over and sliding her skirt up is one of life's finer pleasure. I'm just not a fan of pantyhose. Mostly I can't stand the feel of them.

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Originally Posted by filthycumslut

i totally agree. use grown up words!!!!! i hate to hear any kind of babytalk when girls do that, even worse when they get their guys to do it too, its not cute at all!!!

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I have to disagree here. Hearing a little "baby talk" from the right sort of woman is sexy to me. But it has to be the right girl and in moderation. Just like "filthy" talk can be a turn on. But again, in the right doses.

Back on topic:
I hate the word "dildo". It's just a stupid sounding word to me.

-SF

Glad you liked my "cues" Filthycumslut.

I can see Alkie's enjoyment ripping up those pantyhose. But, alas, they just don't do it for me. One of the sexiest things ever is sliding your hands up a woman's stockings, hitting the garters, sliding further up and finding no panties under that skirt or, almost as good, that she has her panties on top of the garters ready to be slid off. Just hot knowing she dressed ready to play. :D

Alkie, thanks for the PMS light bulb joke......so TRUE!!!

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Originally Posted by SeedFeeder

Trust me, I get what you're saying about taking a woman while she's still clothed. Bending my gf over and sliding her skirt up is one of life's finer pleasure. I'm just not a fan of pantyhose. Mostly I can't stand the feel of them.


I have to disagree here. Hearing a little "baby talk" from the right sort of woman is sexy to me. But it has to be the right girl and in moderation. Just like "filthy" talk can be a turn on. But again, in the right doses.

Back on topic:
I hate the word "dildo". It's just a stupid sounding word to me.

-SF

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well thats just why this topic is so interesting to me! i totally disagree with you on the babytalk, but totally agree with you about dildo! yuck!

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Originally Posted by Brian1453

Glad you liked my "cues" Filthycumslut.

I can see Alkie's enjoyment ripping up those pantyhose. But, alas, they just don't do it for me. One of the sexiest things ever is sliding your hands up a woman's stockings, hitting the garters, sliding further up and finding no panties under that skirt or, almost as good, that she has her panties on top of the garters ready to be slid off. Just hot knowing she dressed ready to play. :D

Alkie, thanks for the PMS light bulb joke......so TRUE!!!

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"One of the sexiest things ever is sliding your hands up a woman's stockings, hitting the garters, sliding further up and finding no panties under that skirt..... " agreed!:D

lets see.

pecker
oral
cunnilingus

as stated by others, dirty talk should be dirty. nothing turns me on more than a woman telling me she wants me to lick her pussy, that she wants to suck my cock, or especially when she says "cum on my face!". (due to my current location, to actually hear that right now would be a godsend!)

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Originally Posted by charlie130wrenchmonkey

lets see.

pecker
oral
cunnilingus

as stated by others, dirty talk should be dirty. nothing turns me on more than a woman telling me she wants me to lick her pussy, that she wants to suck my cock, or especially when she says "cum on my face!". (due to my current location, to actually hear that right now would be a godsend!)

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good ones!! i agree tose are yucky.
and i dunno where you are located..but i love having a big dick shoved down my throat while having my cunt licked and my ass fisted till i squirt all over and beg for cum!!

cunnilingus, lol :D
Piper

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Originally Posted by charlie130wrenchmonkey

lets see.

pecker
oral
cunnilingus

as stated by others, dirty talk should be dirty. nothing turns me on more than a woman telling me she wants me to lick her pussy, that she wants to suck my cock, or especially when she says "cum on my face!". (due to my current location, to actually hear that right now would be a godsend!)

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Yes, pip, some chick actually used that one on me. You bet your sweet cum filled face that she didnt get to enjoy my attentiveness.

Anything turned into baby talk...makes me cross my legs. Then there are some words I love hearing from certain people but may gross me out when other people say it just depends on their energy I guess.

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Originally Posted by filthycumslut

dildo! yuck!

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Heh, I've always preferred dildo to vibrator. Probably because a 3 syllable word is too hard to manage when I'm horny, since I like just vibe better than either of them :p

Was watching something the other day that reminded me of this thread. For a while it seemed like you couldn't watch a vid without some guy grunting "Dropping fuckin' loooaaads!" Yeah, I see that, pal. Thanks for ruining the best part of the video with a loud, manufactured catchphrase. Although maybe that's how he goes through life. "Grilling fuckin' steeeaaaks!" "Paying fuckin' biiiillllls!"