My mood-killers are boobies, "down there", hoo-hah and wiener. Use your grown-up words, sweetie! I actually laughed when I heard "want me to suck your wiener?"

Oh, and a half-panicked, half-angry "You're dripping everywhere!" makes me start reaching for my car keys. What's a little pre- or post-cum on the bedspread, carpet, etc. when you just had a mouthful?