Quote Originally Posted by mrbubbles View Post
...Oh, and a half-panicked, half-angry "You're dripping everywhere!" makes me start reaching for my car keys...
That put me in mind of this old classic:

"How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex...

...Wipe your dick on the curtains."

Ba Da Boom!!

or

"Why does it take five women with PMS to change a light bulb...

...IT JUST DOES ALL RIGHT!"

or even

"What s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull...

...Lipstick"

Ok, just kidding, I will stop now just in case any of you gals out there decide it's clobbering time!!