On her right breast write, "I want the Corsair to take me on a Piratical Adventure on eight of the worlds Seven Seas because his enormous penis looks like a three masted Spanish Galleon, fully rigged, with all sails and pennants Flying and I *heart* Pirates and their Cutlasses and Cannons really turn me on!"
On her left breast a map of the Caribbean with a naval boarding action of four or five sailing ships
Those boobies look like they could handle that
(I'm kidding) She's lovely and I like looking at her.