Tara owned

[mat173]

Hi what a great body and a nice natural pair, Can i have anything with mat173 on it thanks.
It's not often you get your name on a fit girls tit's

[jimcorsair]

I forgot to add that if you want your own fansign like the one above just tell me in 30 words or less why you deserve it and the best answers will get one - promise!

On her right breast write, "I want the Corsair to take me on a Piratical Adventure on eight of the worlds Seven Seas because his enormous penis looks like a three masted Spanish Galleon, fully rigged, with all sails and pennants Flying and I *heart* Pirates and their Cutlasses and Cannons really turn me on!"

On her left breast a map of the Caribbean with a naval boarding action of four or five sailing ships

Those boobies look like they could handle that

(I'm kidding) She's lovely and I like looking at her.

[dazzius101]

Best fucking answer yet - you'll get something special for sure!!!
I was cracking-up reading this to Tara and I'm still giggling now!

Ex military eh?

On her right breast write, "I want the Corsair to take me on a Piratical Adventure on eight of the worlds Seven Seas because his enormous penis looks like a three masted Spanish Galleon, fully rigged, with all sails and pennants Flying and I *heart* Pirates and their Cutlasses and Cannons really turn me on!"

On her left breast a map of the Caribbean with a naval boarding action of four or five sailing ships

Those boobies look like they could handle that

(I'm kidding) She's lovely and I like looking at her.

[dazzius101]

We basically are trying to get a regular party thing going on and am looking for members here to apply to join in.
You will be subject to being short-listed by Tara but anyone can apply.
As before - since we will be looking for sensible people to come along to a fun-filled evening, so can everyone who is interested begin by sending PM's to me here for further instructions.
We are based in Yorkshire UK and that's where the event will take place.
Please do not try to contact Tara personally either through here or by pestering her on MSN/Facebook etc. Yes, she's there (isn't everyone) and determined people can find her if they try, but doing this bolloxed it up for everyone last time if you recall.
Remember, successful applicants will get to meet Tara on the night so let's look forward to that eh?
Sincere regards,
Daz.

This will also be posted in the events section - in case you think you're seeing double. lol

[Lytha]

We basically are trying to get a regular party thing going on and am looking for members here to apply to join in.
You will be subject to being short-listed by Tara but anyone can apply.
As before - since we will be looking for sensible people to come along to a fun-filled evening, so can everyone who is interested begin by sending PM's to me here for further instructions.
We are based in Yorkshire UK and that's where the event will take place.
Please do not try to contact Tara personally either through here or by pestering her on MSN/Facebook etc. Yes, she's there (isn't everyone) and determined people can find her if they try, but doing this bolloxed it up for everyone last time if you recall.
Remember, successful applicants will get to meet Tara on the night so let's look forward to that eh?
Sincere regards,
Daz.

This will also be posted in the events section - in case you think you're seeing double. lol

Now.... I've always been a happy little Aussie for awww, some 32 years !
But occasionally, only very occasionally, i wonder what life would be like on another continent. This is one of those such occasions.
Blimey i wish i lived nearby to "Yorkshire" right now !
Good luck with your party Daz and Tara, i hope it goes off without any hitches and that everyone enjoyes themselves. I hardly need to send my wishes that the guys have fun in the company of beautiful Tara, but i thought it polite to send them anyway .

Good luck and have fun everyone.

[jimcorsair]

Best fucking answer yet - you'll get something special for sure!!!
I was cracking-up reading this to Tara and I'm still giggling now!

Ex military eh?

I'm glad you liked it and you guys have already given me "something special" by getting a laugh out of it. (besides, I exceeded the 30 word or less limit and am disqualified.)

(not ex, current )

[exiledhellfire]

shouldn't it say wank the plank, jim

[jimcorsair]

shouldn't it say wank the plank, jim

if you've got the skills to make it hellfire, i've got the balls to post it

[dazzius101]

Or do i need to be around longer?

just something with KMRA would be cool if oyu could.. cheers

What's KMRA? or am I being stupid?

[dazzius101]

not only is Tara amazingly cute and has a perfect body, she seems like she has a really engaging personality too.

She must be a lot of fun to hang around with.

Thanks, and I look forward to many more posts.

Pain in the arse mate!