Best fucking answer yet - you'll get something special for sure!!!
I was cracking-up reading this to Tara and I'm still giggling now!

Ex military eh?

Quote Originally Posted by jimcorsair View Post
On her right breast write, "I want the Corsair to take me on a Piratical Adventure on eight of the worlds Seven Seas because his enormous penis looks like a three masted Spanish Galleon, fully rigged, with all sails and pennants Flying and I *heart* Pirates and their Cutlasses and Cannons really turn me on!"

On her left breast a map of the Caribbean with a naval boarding action of four or five sailing ships

Those boobies look like they could handle that

(I'm kidding) She's lovely and I like looking at her.