I don't want to give you a false impression: I'm 90% polite, but I must admit that sometimes I lose my manners and I can't supress the urge of say nasty things to the lady. And maybe to slap on her butt cheek a couple of times...
Wow Piper... the first one is a great invitation to lick and suck. You look soooo tasty. And maybe you'd let me play one of my favourite games; it's called "How many fingers in?".