Best! Thread! Ever!

gloryholeprincess, nand, white93radovr6, thor2, you're all inspirational

And thikloads4u, your cum-as-whipped-topping idea is genius! If cum is biochemically & nutritionally comparable to egg whites -- I'm sure everyone here's seen the bukkake omelette in American Bukkake #26 -- you should be able to substitute it for egg whites in most cooking. You could use it on a tres leches cake (kinda like, well, American Bukkake #33), as one of the three "milks" use (a quatre leches cake?), or as the whipped topping... or both!